Dr. Seuss in ebonics:

“I think you be trippin’” liz-aughed the nasty ‘roo,

An’ the fresh ‘roo kickin’ it in her Prada bag said, “Dis homeboy too!

You got to be the trippinest fool in all the Hood of Nool!”

And then the ‘roos went to sip Bacardi and Ice by the pool.

“Oh snap, what whacked ‘tudes” the elephant snapped,

“Can’t let my tiny homeboys get capped!

I’ll offer protection, I got more street cred than they.”

So he packed them into his Buick and bounced it away.


A friend of mine from school wrote it and read that in front of the high school at an assembly. Pretty funny.