There's a great one from bash.org. I'll try to find it.
KazeoHin: can I lick your penis?
SmarterChild: What if I want to lick my penis?
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
Code:
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) B 26.50 +0.22 +0.84 18300
2 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600
3 :-) S 38.50 +0.07 +0.18 688700
4 :-) T 14.45 +0.15 +1.05 930700
5 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600
6 :-) R 43.55 +0.05 +0.11 157700
7 :-) D 64.77 +0.07 +0.11 342600 |
These suck. I swear there were better ones there. I'll try to do my favorite one from memory.
Blahblahblah: Please don't fuck me.
SmarterChild: What if I want to fuck you?
Blahblahblah: I'd kill you.
SmarterChild: You and whose army?
Blahblahblah: Me and your dick.
SmarterChild: Why do I end up always talking about this with humans?
Blahblahblah: I have nuts and a dick, while you have nuts and bolts.
SmarterChild: Touché