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 34 ways to kill an imp...and I need more. Any ideas???
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Posted 2005-05-02, 08:53 AM
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As has already been established, imps cannot be killed.
They can, however, be horribly mangled, crushed under monstrous weights, slaughtered, decapitated, cut into lots of tiny little pieces and used in a dodgy butchers meat pies, pulled to bits by being tied to four horses tails whilst each horse is charging in a different direction, stabbed all over, impaled by all manner of things, eaten, burnt, smoked, fumigated, drowned, buried alive, suffocated, trodden on, completely drained of all vital liquids, split in half, hung, starved, dehydrated, hit with blunt objects, hit with sharp objects, hit with pointy objects, hit with objects, cut up by medical students, cut up by everyone else, clobbered, flung hard against trees, tortured, blown to bits, strangled, take an incredibly lethal overdose of the addictive Trippity Skippity plant, suffer from extreme blood loss, and basically hurt in any way that may cause them great pain and would kill any other person, plant or animal that had the grave misfortune of living. And each time, the imp will somehow come back to life. This process often involves a milky shadow floating out of the ex-body and reforming out of danger. This can be quite tedious for the imp if they were killed, as it were, in an unavoidable danger, such as a planet exploding, or imploding as the case may be. As the process only takes a minute at the most, the imp would come back to a still imploding/exploding planet and be killed once again. Fortunately for imps, this has not yet happened, else they would all be incredibly ratty, and, of course, slightly displeased.
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Above is a passage form something I'm writing called "The Way of the Imp". Basically it is a list of how you can "kill" imps. So far I have something like 34 ways to kill imps, and, as the tile of the thread says, I need more. Any ideas???
You can find the whole 15 pages here: http://brgs.digitalbrain.com/brgs/ac...0the%20Imp.doc
Last edited by Lenny; 2005-05-02 at 09:02 AM.
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