Bobby: Dude, whats this "less than three" thing in Danielle's away message?
Jake: *long pause* Are you fucking serious?
Bobby: I've been trying to figure it out for like 20 minutes and I can't get it.
Jake: Bobby, tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.
Bobby: Oh. Wow. I'm retarded.
Jake: That's most definitly why she <3's you.