Hay guys I'm Strider Fury http://zelaron.com/forum/member.php?u=2081 and I come from way back so you might say that I was one of those old school members that was around back when zelaron was 'still good', as if that period ever existed (we had to pick bugs out of our dung for consumption just to get by each day. Or was that just me?). I lost my account while the admins sat around with their thumbs up their asses and before that I tried out for mod as off-topic but I failed some kind of shrewed retarded online mod test given by Krewzer and I ended up as mod for chat or something equivalent to that shit hole. My favorite forum moment was when JohnnyTAE COMPLETELY RUINED Grav's shits all over the place and he ended up deleting his own posts, or the thread when that faggot kid posted a picture with his ho-bitch mom's 12-inch didlo and claiming it to be his cock. I cant be brother to remember who it was so eat shit (thankfully it was closed in a record 5 seconds, bringing it still to this day the only competent thing the staff has ever done, and counting), or maybe the time when the admins kept trying to ban Grav but he kept coming back like the bubonic plague that he was...

ANYWAYS I remember a lot of you pwning me in those daily flame wars which we use to have years ago but now my HAXXORING SKILLZZ ARE MULTIPLE OF 10 FROM WHEN I LEFT (lets see... 0 X 10 = .... nevermind) AND I'VE MASTERED BLASTING POWERFUL BEAMS FROM MY BOWELS WHENEVER I EAT MEXICAN. I'm an ass (still) and I hope noboby misses me. You can all choke on air.