The best cure for being mad is to go and lie down in a darkened room...or is that for headaches...I imagine it will work for both really...everything can be cured by lying down in a darkened room for a bit...unless it's something that won't be cured by it...like...I don't know...death??

So, how good a job is D3V doing in his stalking?? Do you have a little letter box thingy in your garden at the front type of thing?? I'd think not, but if you do, then make sure you have all of your post in the morning...he may try and steal it...assume your identity...

No why on earth would people want to assume someone elses identity?? They'd have to pay all the bills then...

Did you ever get that air rifle out of interest??