As I took another gulp of my Barcadi Watermelon cooler I looked around the room and notice I was all alone.

All alone... I thought to myself. It's like I'm a ninja. I could do whatever I want right now and no one would know, just like a ninja. Maybe that one from Metal Gear Solid. He kicked so much ass, I mean c'mon reflecting bullets with a fucking sword. Thats like Jedi shit.
Momentarialy distrupted from my Jedi ninja dance of death by a...