"I'm Brian!" "I'm Brian" "No I'm Brian!" "I'm Brian!"

"We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad!"

"People, don't fight! We are all here together! We must join up against the common enemy!" "The Judean's People Front?!"

It was a good film, but not one of my favourites. I don't know if you've seen Michael Palin's "Sahara" where he treks across the Sahara desert, but he goes back to where they filmed the Life of Brian. To say it was 20, 30 years ago, not much has changed.

"Only the true Mesiah would deny his divinity." "Well what type of chance does that give me?! OK, I am the Messiah!" "He is! He is the Messiah!" "Now, FUCK off!" . . . "How shall we fuck off oh Lord?"