Haha you get cheaper gas but they make you exercise every day for like 4 hours.

And in case you say something along the lines of "well at least I'll live longer because I'm healthy," I argue that it's not worth living a few extra years if you've spent that amount of time or more doing boring exercise.

Also, in case you bring my sexuality into play, I'll let you know that I am expecting it, just to nullify any "impact" that sort of argument may have. Oh, and I don't sleep around or practice any unsafe sex, just in case you bring up a "well you'll die of aids LOL!" argument.

Man, this reply is solid...there's no way to breach this argument!