Yea, baby jokes never seemed funny to me.

Well...

Whats black and blue and hates sex with a passion?


A rape victim.
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What has 9 arms and can't keep a beat?


Def Leppard
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I know a joke about Terry Fox, but I think it may be inappropriate. I will only tell it if people want me too.

"why I've gotta be one of the cool kids just to walk by/
- without being tripped, thrown down on the ground and kicked/
Insulting me for no reason, I was treated like shit/
The teachers let it happen/
I've even seen some of them teachers laughing/
That's why I had a smile on my face when I started blastin/" - Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting