ask_rabber said:
What's your favorite joke? I know there have been multiple joke threads, but not sure about a favorite joke thread. Rules are you can post a joke of any length, only your favorite and no more than one. No "they're equally good" bull shit, just post a joke that's your favorite.
My current favorite is in my signature, or incase you can't see signatures.
So this baby seal walks into a club.
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There's this guy that is lost in a forest. Hes walking around, hasn't had anything to eat in a couple days, and he sees this huge house. So, being hungry and tired he runs up and knocks on the door, a little chineese man answers.
The chineese man looks at hims and says "GO AWAY!!! NO WANT YOU HERE!!"
The guy replies "Dude, I've been lost for a long time. I havn't had anything to eat in a while please....PLEASE just let me get something to eat maybe a little sleep in a bed and I'll be gone in the morning"
The chineese man replies "Hm...Just for one night and with one exception...DO NOT touch my daughter!"
So the guy goes in and sits down for dinner... The chineese daughter comes down to eat too and shes hot as fuck. They eat and all the while the daughter keeps winking and flashing looks at him all the while the chineese man doesn't notice at all...
So dinner is over and the guys uup in his room, he can't sleep all that well so he goes to get a glass of water. He walks next to the daughter's room, and she's laying on the bed naked. She tells him to fuck her hard. So he does, and he feels good so he goes to sleep and doesn't wake up till morning.
The little chineese man is standing in the doorway.Theres a rock on his chest.
Chineese man says "First chineese tourcher 100lb rock on chest"
So the guy looks at him and throws the rock out the window.
Chineese man says "Second chineese tourcher left nut tied to rock"
So the guy jumps out the window.
On the way down he sees a sign "Third chinees tourcher right nut tied to bed post"
And I don't get your joke =\