I know, it's because you 2 got history.

Lenny and QEII bridge sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Then they got married and had 2 little kids
they didnt care because they were 2 little shits.
2 years later they needed to move,
cause QEII bridges pimps were camping on the roof.
times were bad and they seperrated.
the kids were sold because they were hated.
they both went their way and even today.
when lenny thinks back, he becomes a wreck.
It's sad but true,
this is his story, and altough it's bold, has finally been told
from now on there's no more mistery... about Lenny's misery.

THE END!
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