What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.


What do you call a mean-tempered horse?
A nightmare.(Fucking stupid)


What did the horse say when he tripped?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!


What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.


Why do insects bother you?
Because they are bugs.(Fucking stupid)


What happened to the egg when it laughed?
It cracked up.


What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.


Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
It felt like bacon.


What did the wall say to the corner?
I'll meet you at the roof.


Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?
He wanted his word to stick.


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