Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.