It must be a weird life...going to work in the morning and spending all day trying to come up with a couple of jokes to put on the pocket of this thing called "Taffy".

How does an elephant climb a tree?
Sit on a seed and wait for it to grow.

How does an elephant get down from the tree?
Sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.

Two Elephants fall off a cliff.
Bu-dum...

I want that job! Gimme!