I say we all just randomly talk about SEX.

By that I mean:
What is it? I'm a twenty year old male virgin/unicorn.
What's it like?
How does one talk about it without knowing anything about it yet still maintain the appearance of knowing about it if, for reasons probably tracable to insanity, he needs to talk about it without doing it? Remember, i'm like a UNICORN.
What's the average age for beginners?
How many partners does it take to make a (Derogatory term for female of loose inclinations deleted)? A "Player"?
Does anyone pay attention to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" anymore?
Is chivalry dead? Who killed it?
And anything else that goes.