Grapefruit flavored soda!? Are you kidding me? At first I thought grape flavored soda was a little off the brow, then I tasted it and it actually isn't TOO bad... But this is just taking things too damn far.

Another example:
Mountain Dew -> Mountain Dew: Code Red -> Mountain Dew: Pitch Black, etc.

Obviously, the entire soda industry must either cease this "progress," or be eliminated.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...