You see, the thing with my girlfriend is, that I fuck her with a dildo for the first 10 minutes, then a swap over to the real deal for my 20 seconds of pleasure and bliss. Then I blow my load all over her face and punch her in the nose (Although admittedly, I sometimes miss and hit her in the eye).

I knew your cousin didn't feel as warm as I was used to! Damnit, I fuck beds waaaay too often. I really need to figure out a chick's anatomy one of these days.

So seriously, does your cousin want to fuck me?