Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

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