I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.

I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.

Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.

I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.