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Sum Yung Guy

Sum Yung Guy said:

You must still be in early highschool then. After high school, nobody gives a fuck if you beat off. Actually I tell my roomates that Im going to go rub one off so I dont get interupted with a knock on the door.

haha well in the army i guess u kinda have to huh SYG??? is it true like in that movie Jarhead when all u have to do when ur bored is 1) read old letters 2)masturbate 3)look at old pictures 4)masturbate 5)masturbate some more and so on and so forth (that is not the true order but something like it) Atleast u have the decentcy to tell ur buddies what you gonna go do so they wont walk in...just make sure u keep it off the sheets, dont want ur NCO to walk in and catch the stains haha...