Deary deary me...you're almost as bad as one of my friends - Two Can Dan. Remember him? He's the one who got absolutely pissed on two cans of lager.

Well, we've been able to work out, through scientific methods, that the main two things he thingks about are:

SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE.

Over and over and over and over and over and over...