The thing is... it's my real name! In grade school and high school I took so much heat from my name that I swore I'd change it as soon as I was old enough to legally do so. Then I realized it was the coolest name in the world. So, I'm sticking with it. People don't even bother to nickname me anymore; my own name is ridiculous enough. My dad was also a "B. Stiff" but nobody in his generation really thought it was funny. We live in more boner-oriented times.

-kyle b. stiff
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