Not a problem. That's what I'm here for.

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OOoooh! A work story.

We get the big 40' containers in, which I've already said. And, of course, they're driven by hulking truck drivers. Now, when we've got a container leaving, and one waiting to take it's place, things can get hairy. And I'm not talking about the slippers.

Last time it happened, we had two truck drivers going at each other.

"Move the fackin' track mate!" (Sathaner)
"Oi'm closin't doors!!" (Yorkie)
"Ah don't caare! Ah gotta git this dahn be4 faur!"
"Piss off!"
"Fack you!"

We were all in hysterics on the loading bay. I nearly had them both on me when I said "It must be that time of the month again" a little bit too loudly.