I've never seen security guards ride segways until Amsterdam.

Also, I was in Detroit, and you all have seen automatic sinks. Well I went to wash my hands(I do this as often as possible here because I don't get a chance to in Iraq) and they have automatic soap dispensers. I kinda laughed to myself and thought "Ok they have automatic soap dispensers... I guess the next thing is an automatic paper towel dispenser, but they don't have those quite yet." Sure enough I turn around to get a paper towel to dry my hands and that shit's automatic, too. It's not too funny just the exact thought I had and then it turned out they did have them. But the segway thing... I mean you'd probably laugh out loud if you saw them... wish I had my camera.