Richard Frenta - 4/2/98
I'm sorry folks, I really have to apologize for that last update. After being wrongfully imprisoned for transporting multiple kilos of premium China white, I was just a little too stressed out. I've calmed down a lot now and the project is back on track!

Richard Frenta - 3/4/98
Finally made probation today and the first thing I did was fuck a hooker. I got back to the office and found that fucking nothing has been done on this goddamn game, those stupid puntas, I ballpoint shived Remmington's ass into the hospital and I told that bitch Ponders if she didn't get to work I was going to punch out her teeth and make her suck me off.

Jacquie Ponders - 9/11/96
Hey ya'll, I'm the elf idea gal! I'm the one who told them to put the elves in this little game we're calling "Command & Conquer: Red Alert". Rich is being indicted on drug trafficking, so until he gets off the hook Zack and I will be keeping you up to date on the project.

Il papa caca nei legno?