I am so excited to parade through the street, celebrating the successes of African-Americans (rap music, peanut butter, and affirmative action). Unfortunately, I may not be able to do this, because February is the shortest and coldest month of Winter of the entire year. Isn't that racist of Mother Nature that on Black History Month (February) it usually snows white? And ignant ol' whitey put Black Histarah Monf on da shohess monf of da yurr.. man, he be all racial n shih!

However, we all know that this month has been purposefully chosen by a certain group that begins with a letter J, for February is the easiest month to brainwash White children, as it is the month of the Super Bowl (football is a brainwashing sport in itself that tries to teach that the rowdiness of other races other than White are acceptable; thankfully, the White referees are trying to crack down on this jungle behavior), and children will easily accept anything when they are excited about something. Jews, in fact, are very cunning beings.

So what are yall gonna do to celebrate? Eat some fuhh-ried cheeken and watamellyan and conebread?

Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.