You know how people jokingly swerve their cars in your direction to scare you? This is that, gone horribly wrong.

I was pulling into my apartment complex and my roomate and 2 of our buds are playin frisbee. One is in the middle of the road. He sees my car and acts like he's going to chuck the frisbee at my windshield. Well, I accelerate and head towards him. He's not moving.. I slam on my brakes and swerve left to avoid hitting him. Instead of him moving towards the grass to his left, he takes a right and heads into the middle of the road. (Why? I donno)

SPLAT

My side mirror is now dangling on my passenger side and my windshield is all sorts of fucked up. The damage to him? Nothing. He's perfectly fine.

As soon as it happened my other friend came running up, opened my door, and said calmly, "Why did you do that?" lol

Gettin it fixed tomorrow morning though. Stupid? Yes. Somewhat funny after everything is said and done? Hell yes. Won't be doin that anytime soon!