I was over at my friend's house and his mom made us both spaghetti. He wolfed down his plate but I thought it tasted a little funny. I only ate like half of it (to be nice) and told his mom I was stuffed. Well, then we headed over to this girl's house that I was trying to get in good with. Me, my friend, and her are all sitting in her living room just shooting the shit, havin a good time. That's when shit turned sour.

I had to run to the bathroom because I knew I was gonna puke. She was all "OMG what's happening!?" I puked on her bathroom floor. A couple seconds earlier and I would have made it. Holy shit, it was horrible.

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