Hmmm...

1) Drunk guy busted into my room and stole some pop tarts while going "SSSHHHH!!!" at me.
2) Smoke alarm in suitemate's room went off. Twice.
3) The bathroom looks like someone was making confetti out of toilet paper and shit sprinkles.
4) Got a burning headache from the fucking smoke alarm. It was audible from 300 feet in all directions, even outside the building and across the road.