1.) You live in Puerto Rico. That's about this big on a map:


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I don't think their government can even afford an AK-47.

2.) Judging by intellect alone, you're most likely 11-15. You can't get your hands on an AK-47.

3.) Again, judging by your intellect, you don't have the cranial capacity to track us down.

4.) Try it. Joke will be on you. You would have wasted your life over something said on the internet. I'll smile complacently from heaven. At least I'd know that your genetic crap will be taken out of the gene pool.