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Posted 2007-09-24, 06:58 AM
FamilyGuy said:
It's like having sex with Kobe Bryant, you can kick and scream as much as you want...but it's going to Happen
Go ahead and post some of your own.


Here's some from Knocked Up which actually comes out on DVD tomorrow, gonna definately pick it up.

Pete said:
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Sadie,the kid in the movie said:
Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your button falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.














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