I have a weak spot for coherent posts with a satisfying amount of content, that's all.

I'm going to say it now, before someone calls me out for it if this is implemented - should someone who isn't an established member start psoting "lol" or "wtf", "yeah" or "i agree" to posts, then I'm going to be trashing them. Should they do it enough times, then I'll be making liberal use of my ban button. I need to flush the spiders out from underneath it.

In fact, should anyone, established or not,repeatedly post things like "lol" or "wtf", "yeah" or "i agree", then I'll ban them.

Warnign at, say, half of their posts in a certain time span that are lacking in content.
A ban for a day if they do the same again in the same length of time.
And I'll increase the time of the bans if they don't get the hint.

It's not in the FAQ, but it's annoying. And it does nothing to further the thread, or do anything for activity.