Haha. I've had bad times with teachers. When I was ten a sub mentioned having a gun in his suitcase, and then I was forced to admit I never heard it in front of the principle and my mom and the sub. I was right. They made me cry.

A lot of times I've taken a teacher seriously like this when I was younger, all of the times being subs. It's just I've never had... to... pee... in... a... lunchbox... It would have been little stuff like, "If you think you can act like this, get out of the school." or something.