Are you asking if we have a significant other? If so, then no I don't have one at the moment. I did up until ~3 weeks ago. The reason she broke up with me? "All we do is party." That is somewhat true, but it's not like I didn't try and do other things. Wanna know what she got me for Christmas? A half gallon of Vodka.. We party too much yet you're promoting my drinking? Good logic!

Anyway, I'm better off without her. I've heard she's really heavy into pills now and I absolutely despise pillheads.

I've got a couple of options lined up, though. The future looks bright, my friends.