You know it! Post the greatest lines said before "thats what she said"

EXAMPLE: (from my calc class as we are graphing sine curves)
Kyle: Mike give me yours I want to compare....FUCK yours is so much bigger than mine!

and of course, thats what she said was soon to follow. any good ones lately?

When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!