I can only type with one hand.

Minor Grievance: My right index finder is three times the size of my normal finger, so I soaked it in the hottest possible water (So numb, I literally couldn't feel it), took Advil, stuck some neosporin on it, and bandaged it up. Then I let it go on two more days, growing larger in stature, and went to a doctor, I was given some antibiotics for it. Now I am sitting here waiting for my hand to unswell itself. Even if unswell, isn't a word.