From the kids: I am not as old as I say I am. I am between 10 and 125 years old. More than likely 100-125. I am also a beardless, "striking" (?) grandpa.

From actual work: No violence of any kind is tolerated, real or play. I also learned how to change a diaper, which isn't so complicated. Also, boys can only change boys' diapers, girls for the girls.
Also, this little girl (probably about 8 or 9) wanted me to help her build a castle, but no one else. I thought that was kinda cute.