Posting this in The Lounge might not have been optimum, but still. It is interesting, and somewhat boring. (I didn't want to limit myself to the singularly serious tone of the Symposium.)

Also, Jamer, it is not socially acceptable (as far as my observations go) to remark on the size of other mens' phallii.

"That surface that tells the Heavens it hath an end, cannot persuade me I have any."