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Skurai

Skurai said: [Goto]

I was walking... In the woods.
I heard like, this sound, and uhh... I look over and there's a friggin' wolf, seriously. It was real....
and in my head I was thinkin' of the... thing someone said, no Idea who it was...
"I love to watch people who think they love animals and understand them getting Mawled by them later."
I knew with a quote like that in my head, that if animals really are telepathic...
For all I know, he might just attack me just to mess with my head....
(this is were It gets crazy)
So I start to walk, alright... I dunno why... it sucks... my feet just kinda, moved on there own...
and the it growls, and it's not this "hey man back off" growl it's this "Hey man I'm a frggin' Genetic monster from like, Resident Evil o something" kinda growl.
So, by reflex, I reach for my gun, then I realize "Oh... crap, this is real life, nobody is ever prepaired in real life..."
So instead, I wip out a cellphone, and I call..someone I can't really remember who, and I'm like "Stan! Dude, you're not gonna believe this...!"
and this chick is like "I'm not Stan... Who is this..!?"
and So, to lighten my mood, I decided to say something really random back.
"Captain Falcoln!!!"
"what...?"
"Show me a move...!"
"What the hell....?"
"Falcoln----PUNCH!"
"I'm leaving..."
...
and she hung up...
So I look over, and y'know what I see?

The wolf left....
I'm thinkin' " Ahhh.... No crazy Wolf vs Human battle...?"

I'm Skurai, and I'm a Student...

That was actually fairly funny. Maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I liked it, even though the word like was over used when extensions such as "-esque" exist and could have been used.