Kinda cheesy but here ya go:


The Indian With One Testicle







There once was an Indian who had only one testicle




and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that




name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.







After years and years of torment, Onestone finally




cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone




again I will kill them!'







The word got around and nobody called




him that any more.







Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird




forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He




jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into




the forest where he made love to her all day and




all night. He made love to her all the next day,




until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.







The word got around that Onestone meant what




he promised he would do. Years went by and no




one dared call him by his given name until A woman




named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being




away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was




overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him




and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'







Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,




then he made love to her all day, made love to her all




night, made love to her all the next day, made love to




her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!













Why ???













OH, come on... take a guess !!!













Think about it !!!













You're going to love this !!!













Everyone knows...




You can't kill two birds




with Onestone!!!