The place where I work, Meijer, is having a "Friendly Fitness Competition", which is corporate wide. A bunch of girls and I in our store started our own team of five, consisting of four fat white chicks and one skinny black girl. We have everything planned except for a team name, and we need some ideas.

So far, the only thing we have down as an idea is "Four Twinkies and a Swiss Roll", which could actually be considered racist, depending on how you look at it (It was the black girls idea, actually. She's fucking hilarious.)

Any suggestions?