(first conversation)
Stranger: hi! gay?
You: Not yet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: a s l
You: yes.
You: ... go on...?
Stranger: so
Stranger: your
Stranger: a s l
Stranger: ?
You: I said yes!!
You: Why don't you ever listen to me!!???
You: I'm a human being too, you know!!!
Stranger: aren't you?
You: I'm tired of this shit! I'm moving in with my mom!
Stranger: you're a kiddo
You: you're a peddo.
Stranger: you're a stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: asl?
You: Yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: f or m
You: Herro.
You: M.
You: I'm assuming you're either a pedo or a desperate man who's wife just left him, right?
Stranger: no f
Stranger: age?
You: Oh, wow. that's new.
Stranger: 20
You: 16. >_>'
Stranger: us?
Stranger: im aus?
You: I'm us.
You: How big is your hand?
Stranger: huge y?
You: mine is really small.
You: no reason, just decided to ask.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: if i do something do u promise never to do it to wanyone else
Stranger: ?
Stranger: knock knock
You: o.0
You: umm... who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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