Even though this is my first offense, it sounds like I'm getting the whole fucking book thrown at me. I go to court July 31st for like a preliminary hearing, and then I'll get another court date somewhere down the road. What I'll probably get: 9 months probation, license suspended for 3 months; and it cost $550 to bail me out of jail, then if I get a lawyer to represent me so the Judge can't do whatever the fuck he wants, that'll set me back another $1,000.

Basically, don't drink and drive kids. It's not worth it.