Well, let's not rule anything out guys. I say give it a shot.

Worse comes to worse, keep a sewing kit handy. That, a lot of towels and you'll probably want to have a couple guns and drug paraphernalia sitting around for when the cops show up. Either you get lucky and they shoot on sight, or they make you stand and submit to a strip search with cuffs behind your back.

Good luck, flamingo man.