We are going to create a story today! I want all of you to put on your thinking caps and hop on board the fun train because this one is going to be a hoot and a holler to create! Now, before we get to that part, let me explain the rules to the game: you can only type one sentence (please don't do paragraph length sentences with the use please!) and then someone else types another sentence and we keep posting previous sentences with the new one. Now, here's the story we are to create(!): Callista Flockhart in a back alley brawl with a heroin junkie and Rush Limbaugh. I'll start us off!

Callista Flockhart shuffled up to the bar, thirsty for some hard liquor.