Not sure why I'm the guy who would have to do it. I can think of other active staff members who are far more likely to, for the lulz, and such forth... though, as you're the one asking, I suspect it's more likely that you'd be given your own IP, rather than Asamins.

On top of that, there's a "Location" field on everyone's profile. With some careful thought and a general location, even if it's only a state, I don't see why it's impossible to find someone.