The magic box

Wow, today on my bus I overheard people talking about something that happened in my school. Turns out someone threw a purple dildo in the hallway hitting another student. Nobody, not even the teachers knew what to do about the dildo lying on the floor. So they eventually came up with the solution of covering it with a box, so that everyone that passed was just told there was vomit under it. It was eventually put on the Vice principal's desk with a note explaining what happened. That's my story of the day