Random Shakespearean Insults

Profile · Posted 2003-07-11, 01:28 AM

Was messing with some lame generator, most of them are... pretty stupid =0 but I'm bored.

Thou puny crook-pated death-token!

Thou jarring clay-brained giglet!

Thou vain fool-born lout!

Thou gleeking pox-marked flirt-gill!

Thou clouted milk-livered bum-bailey!

Thou droning ill-nurtured dewberry!

Thou gorbellied ill-nurtured moldwarp!

Thou vain dismal-dreaming hedge-pig!

Thou qualling shard-borne flap-dragon!

Thou saucy rude-growing gudgeon!

Thou villainous beef-witted ratsbane!

Thou goatish folly-fallen flirt-gill!

Thou craven earth-vexing gudgeon!

Thou errant doghearted joithead!

Thou gorbellied doghearted moldwarp!

Thou vain shard-borne hedge-pig!

Thou qualling half-faced flap-dragon!

Thou saucy full-gorged gudgeon!

Thou currish plume-plucked scut!

Thou qualling bat-fowling mammet!

Thou infectious onion-eyed haggard!

Thou fawning milk-livered lout!

Thou reeky swag-bellied apple-john!

Thou craven hasty-witted hugger-mugger!

Thou wayward clay-brained maggot-pie!

Thou spongy boil-brained moldwarp!

Thou dissembling flap-mouthed canker-blossom!

Thou rank plume-plucked measle!

Thou jarring fen-sucked hedge-pig!

Thou mewling flap-mouthed measle!

Thou spongy milk-livered bugbear!

Thou errant toad-spotted scut!

Thou bawdy sheep-biting minnow!

Thou craven rump-fed puttock!

Thou fobbing rump-fed death-token!

Thou spleeny fool-born nut-hook!

Thou mewling beef-witted pumpion!

Thou qualling base-court vassal!

Thou surly earth-vexing giglet!

Thou mewling knotty-pated skainsmate!

Thou frothy hedge-born moldwarp!

Thou currish half-faced pumpion!

Thou pribbling half-faced dewberry!

Thou beslubbering beetle-headed baggage!

Thou unmuzzled pottle-deep ratsbane!

Thou rank onion-eyed whey-face!

Thou churlish tickle-brained miscreant!

Thou unmuzzled idle-headed clotpole!

Thou puny dismal-dreaming dewberry!

Thou ruttish common-kissing giglet!