Battle! Auron vs. Master Jinx

Arena: Bamboo Grove - Think Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Acres and acres of swaying bamboo, steep uphill grade, loose soil, a moderately sized river running through the grove's center. Waterfalls, ponds the whole works.

In the Red Corner, looking just too damned badass to break a sweat. Armed with a particlulary impressive blade, magic spells aplenty and the always handy "jug of booze." The shady, shades-wearing mentor of the infinitely-lame Tidus, from Final Fantasy 10: Auron!!!

In the Blue Corner, standing at about 6 inches. Equipped with lightning-fast chop socky attacks, his devastating "Silver Bullet" and "Bombs Away" techniques, and one mean, green haircut! The Master of the Monstro Town Dojo, the doll-sized whirlwind of ass-whooping! From Super Mario RPG: Master Jinx!!!

In this battle of red-cloaked masters of combat, it will be piercing steel vs. invisible fists! It will be a bout of decimating magic and furious martial arts! Who will be left standing? Support your combatant, and come out swinging!